Drunk/High Sam is the best Sam.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

Big Kids by Lily
This is great.
Oh my god.
I’m in love with this post.
I’m crying
And it all happens so fast.
Wow
seriously one of the most meaningful things ever written
This scares me
is it legal to marry a poem?
i just read this over like 7 times……………………….
holy fucking shit.
this is fucking amazing …
this is actually really fucking scary
this is the best thing ive ever read
I just started crying. Why does this make me so sad?
crying