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wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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buckysexual:

maeglinhiei:

buckysexual BAM!
4 hours ago with 3,184 notes Via Source (+)
# It's too early to be this turned on# oh my god# captain america# chris evans

basedpidgeot:

avengers assemble

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person:have you ever ran a marathon
me:yeah
person:which one
me:a movie one
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fxxkyeahfashion:

Lady Gaga for Harper’s Bazaar / edit by TYLERS

fxxkyeahfashion:

Lady Gaga for Harper’s Bazaar / edit by TYLERS

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ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

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Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen
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xgothprostitutesx:

Bettie
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antiaichan:

The before and after of Bucky Barnes.

antiaichan:

The before and after of Bucky Barnes.

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